The Dead Dog Song
Tune:  America Pie 

Why, why did that dog have to die?
That retriever had a beaver
That would never go dry
She'd fetch my pipe and slippers
And then unzip my fly.
Why did that dog have to die?

Drink it down, down, down, down,


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Created   :   2003 August 24
Modified   :   2003 September 15; 2004 March 4; October 26; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
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Copyright   :   2003-2010