Yo Ho!
Tune:  When Johnny Comes Marching Home 

      [Following the same pattern]

I put my finger on her knee.
She said, "Hey Hasher,
Quit teasin' me!

I put my hand upon her tit.
She said, "Hey Hasher,
Quit squeezin' it!"

I jammed my fingers in her eye
She said, "Hey Hasher,
You're way too high."

I put my finger on her twat.
She said, "Hey Hasher,
You've hit the spot!"

I put my cock right in her mouth.
She said, ...
[Guys] gaack, gaack [trying to speak around a cock in your mouth]
[Girls, sip a mouthful of beer in the first part of the verse and squirt it at the guys instead of 'saying' anything.]

[sadly] Alas, we put her in a wooden box.
We put her in a wooden box;
She sucked too many Hasher's cocks.

And now she's gone but not forgotten
And now she's gone but not forgotten
[happily again] We fucked her once; we'll fuck her rotten.

We dig her up every now and then.
We dig her up every now and then.
We fucked her once; we'll fuck her again.

Drink it down, down, down, down