Take Me Out to the Hash Run
Tune:  Take Me Out to the Ballgame 

Take me out to the hash run.
Take me back to your room.
Buy me some condoms for sex, sex, sex.
Ribbed French ticklers are always the best
For it's push, push, push to the climax.
If I don't cum it's a shame.
For it's ooh, aaah, oh my gawd.
I don't know your name.

Drink it down, down, down, down

Original lyrics by Jack Norworth (1908). Tune by Albert von Tilzer (1908).


Learned this song from Night Rider. As it's clearly a woman's song, I usually sing it in the third person: “Take her out…”

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Created   :   2004 October 27
Modified   :   2005 November 11, 24; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   https://littlehead-dh3.angelfire.com/words/takmeout.html
Copyright   :   2004-2010