The Sexual Life of the Camel
Tune:  My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean 

The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks.
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the sphinx, BUT

The sphinx's posterior orifice
Is blocked by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.

Drink it down, down, down, down

 

Still another song that Sinbad taught us when she moved to Denver from Houston

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Created   :   2004 October 27
Modified   :   2004 November 5; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
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Copyright   :   2004-2010