My Sister Belinda
Tune:  Cielito Lindo 

My sister Belinda, she pissed out the winda,
All over my brand new sombrero
I said, "You fat twat! You pissed on my hat."
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o!"
Ai-yai-yai-yaiiiii!
My and my soggy sombrero.
I said, "You fat twat! You pissed on my hat."
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o!"

My sister Belinda, she shit out the winda,
All over my brand new sombrero.
I said, "You fat twat! You shit on my hat."
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o!"
Ai-yai-yai-yaiiiii!
My and my shitty sombrero.
I said, "You fat twat! You shit on my hat."
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o!"

My girlfriend Maria gave me gonorrhea
On a trip down to Rio de Janeiro.
I said, "You fat twat! You gave me the clap."
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o!"
Ai-yai-yai-yaiiiii!
My and my drippy dick-ero.
I said, "You fat twat! You gave me the clap."
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o!"

Drink it down, down, down, down

 

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Created   :   2004 October 27
Modified   :   2004 October 28; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
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