The Scotsman's Kilt
And you could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.
He fumbled on until he could no longer keep his feet,
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Ring-ding diddle-iddle aye-di-oh
Ring di-diddle aye-ay
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
About that time two young and lovely lasses happened by.
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman, quiet as can be.
They marveled for a moment, then one said, "We must be gone.
The Scotsman wakes to Nature's call and stumbles to the trees.
Drink it down, down, down, down,
To my taste, a bit on the long side for a Down-Down song, but sometimes a good one.
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|Created||:||2003 August 29|
|Modified||:||2004 February 23; October 26; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24|
|Author||:||Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson|
|:||Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com|