You're Number One!
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You're not number five!
Not number four, number three, number two!
You're number one!

Drink it down, down, down, down ...


I learned this one from Head Eunuch, RA of the Fort Collins H3. At the word “five” hold your hand out at the person you're down-downing with the back of the hand toward him and all five fingers extended. At each number, reverse your hand (front to back / back to front) and reduce the number of fingers you're holding up. At “You're number one!” you're flipping them off.

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Created   :   2004 February 16
Modified   :   2004 February 23; October 26; 2005 November 11, 24; 2006 January 28; 2009 October 13: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
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Copyright   :   2004-2010