Tune:  Yesterday 

All my skin is falling off of me.
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh, how did I get leprosy?

It all started with a simply kiss.
Now it hurts me just to take a piss.
Oh, how did I get syphilis?

Why her box was sick
I don't know. She wouldn't say.
Now my throbbing dick
Won't get thick like yesterda-a-a-ay

My pecker was always coming out to play.
Now it needs six weeks to hide away.
La la la la la la la lah

Drink it down, down, down, down


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Created   :   2004 October 27
Modified   :   2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   https://littlehead-dh3.angelfire.com/words/leprosy.html
Copyright   :   2004-2010