Incest Time in Texas
Tune:  The Yellow Rose of Texas 

When it's incest time in Texas,
And there's no cunt to be found.
Your mother's in the bathroom
With her panties halfway down.
No time for masturbation!
No time to beat your meat!
When it's incest time in Texas,
Motherfucking can't be beat!

Drink it down, down, down, down,


As Sperm Burp says, “That's sick! Sick! And wrong!

      I learned this from Big Gulp of Dallas H3. “Hey, Big Gulp! How'd ya get yer name?” Thanks to Deep in the End (BFH3) and Crack Climber (currently out of Montana?) for reminding me what it is that can't be found.

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Created   :   2003 August 27
Modified   :   2004 March 4; October 26; 2005 November 11, 24; 2006 January 28; 2009 October 13: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
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Copyright   :   2003-2010