Her Left Tit
Tune:  My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean 

Her left tit hangs down to her belly.
Her right tit hangs down to her knee
If her left tit equalled her right tit,
She'd get lots of weeny from me.

Drink it down, down, down, down,


For many years (most of my now 12-1/2 years of Hashing), I sang this song: "Her left tit hangs down to her right tit / her right tit hangs down to her knee". Someone finally pointed out that since her left tit does, in fact, hang down to her right tit, then she will, in fact ALREADY get lots of weenie from me.

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Created   :   2003 August 26
Modified   :   2004 February 26; October 26; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28; 2009 October 14: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   https://littlehead-dh3.angelfire.com/words/hrlefttt.html
Copyright   :   2003-2010