The Hasher's Jig
Tune:  The Irish Washerwoman 

__________ is a wanker and all the Hash knows it.
He pulls and he tugs it 'cause no one will blow it.
    [or: "__________ is a wanker and all the Hash thinks it.
    She rubs and she tickles 'cause no one will lick it."]
If it didn't stink, then he'd fuck like a mink,
But now I think that it's time he should drink!

Drink it down, down, down, down,

Lyrics by Jeff “Little Head” Hutchinson


Written one night back in 1999 at the Breckenridge Brewery—which was for many years the Denver H3's Hash Bar.

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Created   :   2003 August 26
Modified   :   2004 February 23; October 26; 2005 November 11, 24; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
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Copyright   :   2003-2010