My Favorite (Hash) Things
Tune:  My Favorite Things 
 The Sound of Music 

Hand jobs and blow jobs and eating clitoris.
Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris.
Flossing my teeth out with used tampon strings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

Getting a hard-on while I'm at confession.
Knowing that semen is good for digestion.
Eating out princesses and whacking off kings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

So, when the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I tell all the Hashers I know to "Eat Shit!"
And then I don't feel so bad.

Drink it down, down, down, down,


I learned this one (and many other songs, too) from Chuck E Cheeks (aka Mitsen Toki [sp?], Cheeks, Allah) of the Denver/Boulder/Pikes Peak H3's (as well as many others).

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Created   :   2004 February 16
Modified   :   2004 February 23; October 26; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
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Copyright   :   2004-2010