My Favorite (Hash) Things
Tune:  My Favorite Things 
 from 
 The Sound of Music 

Hand jobs and blow jobs and eating clitoris.
Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris.
Flossing my teeth out with used tampon strings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

Getting a hard-on while I'm at confession.
Knowing that semen is good for digestion.
Eating out princesses and whacking off kings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

So, when the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I tell all the Hashers I know to "Eat Shit!"
And then I don't feel so bad.

Drink it down, down, down, down,

 

I learned this one (and many other songs, too) from Chuck E Cheeks (aka Mitsen Toki [sp?], Cheeks, Allah) of the Denver/Boulder/Pikes Peak H3's (as well as many others).

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Created   :   2004 February 16
Modified   :   2004 February 23; October 26; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   https://littlehead-dh3.angelfire.com/words/favthngs.html
Copyright   :   2004-2010