The Doggies Had A Meeting
Tune:  ? 

The doggies had a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motorcycle,
Some came by motorcar.

Each doggy had a nametag,
Each doggy signed the book,
Each doggy hung his arsehole
Upon his very own hook.

One dog was not invited,
Imagine his great ire.
He ran into the crowded hall
And promptly shouted, "Fire!"

The dogs all ran in panic.
They had no time to look
Each doggie grabbed an arsehole
From off another's hook.

And that's the reason why, sir,
Where ever you may roam.
And that's the reason why, sir,
Over land or sea or foam.

And that's the reason why, sir,
A dog will leave it's bone.
To sniff another's arsehole,
To see if it's his own.

Drink it down, down, down, down


Sinbad taught me this song. It's sung to at least two or three different tunes. The tune always seems to get listed in Hash Hymnals as “God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen”, but I've never heard it actually sung to that tune. Now if I could just figure out the name of the tune we sing it to.

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Created   :   2004 October 27
Modified   :   2005 November 11, 24; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
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Copyright   :   2004-2010