Daisy, Daisy
Tune:  Bicycle Built For Two 

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true.
Daisy, Daisy, wouldn't you like to screw?
I really must beg your pardon,
But I've got a hell of a hard-on
From beating my meat against the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

Henry, Henry, here is your answer true.
I'd be crazy to jump in the sack with you.
Your hard-on is so disgustin':
It's limp and has a crust on.
I wouldn't be pleased to get diseased
From a bicycle built for two.

Drink it down, down, down, down,

Second verse by Jeff “Little Head” Hutchinson, Denver H3

 

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Created   :   2003 August 24
Modified   :   2004 February 25; October 26; 2005 November 11, 24; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   https://littlehead-dh3.angelfire.com/words/daisy.html
Copyright   :   2003-2010