Born So Beautiful
Tune:  The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down 
 Theme from Looney Tunes 

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all? [beep, beep]
He's no fuckin' use to anyone;
He's no fuckin' use at all!
He may be a joy to his mother
But he's a pain in the asshole to me!

Drink it down, down, down, down,

Tune by Cliff Friend and Dave Franklin


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Created   :   2003 August 24
Modified   :   2004 March 4; October 26; November 5; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
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Copyright   :   2003-2010