My Boyfriend Has a First Name
Tune:  My Bologna Has a First Name 

My boyfriend has a first name: it's P-E-T-E-R.
My boyfriend has a second name: it's P-E-N-I-S.
I love to fuck him everyday
And if you ask me why, I'll say
That Peter Penis has a way with my V-A-G-I-N-A.

Drink it down, down, down, down


I learned this one from Night Rider of the Denver H3. As is obvious, it's a woman's song. So when I sing it, I sing the words in the third person: “Her boyfriend has a first name ” or invite her to lead it.

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Created   :   2004 October 27
Modified   :   2005 November 11, 24; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
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Copyright   :   2004-2010