Beer Is Best!
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 I Want A Girl Just Like The Girl That Married Dear Old Dad 

Way out in th'Arabian desert
Under the great big sun,
    [BIG SUN!]
I met a dirty old warrior
With water in his hands
I said to the dirty old warrior,
"How dare you, Gunga Din?
    [BIG DIN!]
Get that stuff away from me
And go and find a brewery 'cause
Beer is best!"
    [HAVE ANOTHER ONE!]
Beer is best!

    [IT MAKES YOU STRONG!]
    [IT MAKES YOU FIT!]
    [IT PUTS BIG MUSCLES]
    [ON YOUR GREAT BIG TITS!]

Beer makes healthy babies,
Puts hair upon your chest.
What did Adam say to Eve, but
"Beer is best!"
    [HAVE ANOTHER ONE!]
Beer is best!

I want a beer, just like the beer
That pickled dear old Dad.
It was a good old-fashioned beer with lots of foam
It took six men to carry Daddy home.
I want a beer, just like the beer
That pickled dear old Dad.
Drink it down, down, down, down,

 

Learned this from Matty “Cum Titty” Leighton, formerly of the Denver and Boulder Hashes, now hashing in New Hampshire. This is the way that Cum Titty taught it to me, but I occasionally sing each of the pieces as separate songs.

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Created   :   2003 September 13
Modified   :   2003 September 18, 19; 2004 March 3; October 26; 2005 November 11, 24; 2006 January 28; 2009 October 14: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   https://littlehead-dh3.angelfire.com/words/beerbest.html
Copyright   :   2003-2010