A fine young man I happened to meet
He was givin' the girls a helluva treat
By twistin' and turnin' his balls
And they were large balls,
Balls as heavy as lead, cha-cha
With a dextrous twist
Of his muscular wrist
He tossed 'em right over his head
Sha-ra-ra-boom! Sha-ra-ra-boom! Sha-ra-ra-boom! Boom! Boom!
A p'liceman to the scene was brought.
The pris'ner standing in the dock,
The judge he said, "The case is clear.
Drink it down, down, down, down,
I learned this from Sinbad, formerly of Houston H3, now Hashing here in the Denver area.
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|Created||:||2004 February 16|
|Modified||:||2004 February 23; October 26; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28; 2009 October 13: 2010 February 24|
|Author||:||Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson|
|:||Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com|