Where, Oh Where
Tune:  Where Are You Tonight? 
 from 
 Hee-Haw 

Where, oh where were you hashing last time?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You fat, lazy bastard! You weren't even here,
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer.

Down, down! Drink it all down!
Drink it all down! Drink all of that beer
You fat, lazy bastard! You weren't even here,
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer.

Lyrics by “Preparation H”, Fort Eustis H3

 

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Created   :   2003 August 29
Modified   :   2004 March 4; October 26; 2005 November 11, 24; 2006 January 28; 2009 October 13: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   http://LittleHead-DH3.angelfire.com/words/wherowhr.html
Copyright   :   2003-2010