Yo Ho!
Tune:  When Johnny Comes Marching Home 

I put my finger on her toe.
      Yo ho! Yo ho!
I put my finger on her toe.
      Yo ho! Yo ho!
I put my finger on her toe.
She said, "Hey Hasher,
You're way too low!
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about"
      Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho!

      [Following the same pattern]

I put my finger on her knee.
She said, "Hey Hasher,
Quit teasin' me!

I put my hand upon her tit.
She said, "Hey Hasher,
Quit squeezin' it!"

I jammed my fingers in her eye
She said, "Hey Hasher,
You're way too high."

I put my finger on her twat.
She said, "Hey Hasher,
You've hit the spot!"

I put my cock right in her mouth.
She said, ...
[Guys] gaack, gaack [trying to speak around a cock in your mouth]
[Girls, sip a mouthful of beer in the first part of the verse and squirt it at the guys instead of 'saying' anything.]

[sadly] Alas, we put her in a wooden box.
We put her in a wooden box;
She sucked too many Hasher's cocks.

And now she's gone but not forgotten
And now she's gone but not forgotten
[happily again] We fucked her once; we'll fuck her rotten.

We dig her up every now and then.
We dig her up every now and then.
We fucked her once; we'll fuck her again.

Drink it down, down, down, down

 

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Created   :   2004 October 26
Modified   :   2004 October 28; 2005 November 11; December 18; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   http://LittleHead-DH3.angelfire.com/words/toeyoho.html
Copyright   :   2004-2010