A Twelve-Inch Hard-On
Tune:  Four-Leaf Clover 

I've got a start on a twelve inch hard-on
That I've had all afternoon.
I went to the doctor. He told me to cough
I wish that he would've just whacked the thing off.
So come to me, Venus. Massage my penis
And shrivel it like a prune.
I've got a start on a twelve inch hard-on
That I'll probably have ...
That I'll probably have ...
That I'll probably have 'til June.

Drink it down, down, down, down,

 

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Created   :   2003 August 27
Modified   :   2004 March 1; October 26; 2005 November 11; December 18; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   http://LittleHead-DH3.angelfire.com/words/starton.html
Copyright   :   2003-2010