The Bruces' Philosopher Song
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Neitszche couldn't teach ya
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
But it's Socrates, himself, who's particularly missed,
Drink it down, down, down, down,
Another song that seems to have lots of small differences depending on who is singing. Since I've never managed to actually hear the album (this was on Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl, wasn't it?), I can't comment. This is simply how I learned it from Deep in the End and Cum Silent, Cum Deep of the Boulder Flatlander's H3.
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|Created||:||2003 August 24|
|Modified||:||2004 March 1; October 26; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24|
|Author||:||Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson|
|:||Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com|