God Bless My Underpants
Tune:  God Bless America 

God bless my underpants,
Brand that I like,
Stand inside them,
And ride them,
Between my buns when I run or I bike.
From the waistband,
To the legholes,
To the fly flap,
Wet with piss,
God bless my underpants,
They look like this.

Drink it down, down, down, down,

Lyrics by Jim “Soar Balls” Blomquist

 

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Created   :   2003 August 24
Modified   :   2004 February 26; October 26; 2005 November 11, 24; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   http://LittleHead-DH3.angelfire.com/words/godbless.html
Copyright   :   2003-2010