Would … You Like …
Tune:  Chant 
 then 
 Hava Nagila 

Would you like a finger in your rear?
Or would you like some urine in your beer?

No sir, not fucking likely.
Don't fucking think so.
So drink it down,

Down, down, down...

 

Similar, but slightly different than the way it appears to be sung elsewhere. This is the way I learned it from the Boulder Flatlanders H3

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Created   :   2004 October 27
Modified   :   2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   https://littlehead-dh3.angelfire.com/words/finger.html
Copyright   :   2004-2010