Fuck A Duck
Tune:  Do-Re-Mi 
 from 
 The Sound of Music 

Fuck a duck: A female duck.
Screw a baby kangaroo.
Finger-bang an orangutan.
Let an elephant do you.
Feel the penis of an eel.
Whack the arsehole of a yak.
Masturbate with a gnu.
That'll bring us back to
Down, down, down, down
 

Picked this one up from the Boulder Flatlanders H3 hymnal.

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Created   :   2004 February 16
Modified   :   2004 February 23, 26; October 26; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28; 2009 October 13: 2010 February 24
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
URL   :   http://LittleHead-DH3.angelfire.com/words/fckadck.html
Copyright   :   2004-2010