My Favorite (Hash) Things
Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris.
Flossing my teeth out with used tampon strings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Getting a hard-on while I'm at confession.
So, when the dog bites,
Drink it down, down, down, down,
I learned this one (and many other songs, too) from Chuck E Cheeks (aka Mitsen Toki [sp?], Cheeks, Allah) of the Denver/Boulder/Pikes Peak H3's (as well as many others).
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|Created||:||2004 February 16|
|Modified||:||2004 February 23; October 26; 2005 November 11; 2006 January 28: 2010 February 24|
|Author||:||Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson|
|:||Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com|