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Yogi Bear
Tune:  Camptown Ladies 

 
 

In the woods there lives a bear:
Yogi, Yogi.
In the woods there lives a bear:
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
In the woods there lives a bear:
Yogi, Yogi Bear.1

Yogi has a little friend:
Boo Boo, Boo Boo.
Yogi has a little friend:
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi has a little friend:
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear2.

Boo Boo's only three feet tall:
Lucky, lucky.
Boo Boo's only three feet tall:
Yogi's a lucky bear.
Yogi's a lucky bear.
Yogi's a lucky bear.
Boo Boo's only three feet tall:
Yogi's a lucky bear.

Boo Boo3 doesn't have no teeth:
Gummy, Gummy.
Boo Boo doesn't have no teeth:
Gummi, Gummi Bear.
Gummi, Gummi Bear.
Gummi, Gummi Bear.
Boo Boo doesn't have no teeth:
Gummi, Gummi Bear.

Yogi has a girlfriend:
Cindy, Cindy.
Yogi has a girlfriend:
Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Yogi has a girlfriend:
Cindy, Cindy Bear2.

Cindy is a frigid bitch:
Polar, Polar.
Cindy is a frigid bitch:
Polar, Polar Bear.
Polar, Polar Bear.
Polar, Polar Bear.
Cindy is a frigid bitch:
Polar, Polar Bear.

Cindy doesn't shave her snatch:
Grizzly, Grizzly Bear

Yogi's got a twelve-inch dick:
Bla-ack, Bla-ack Bear.

Boo Boo says he's got one too:
Liar, Liar Bear.

Cindy likes it upside down:
Koala, Koala Bear.

Cindy li-ikes lingerie:
Teddy, Teddy Bear.

Cindy likes menage a trois:
Lucky, Lucky.
Cindy likes menage a trois:
Boo Boo's a lucky bear!
Boo Boo's a lucky bear!
Boo Boo's a lucky bear!
Cindy likes menage a trois:
Boo Boo's a lucky bear!

Cindy's got a girlfriend, too:
Klon-dike, Klon-dike Bear.

Klondike4 likes to take pictures:
Kodiak5, Kodiak Bear.

Yogi's dick is long and green:
Cucum-, cucum-bear.

Cindy's got a cheesy snatch:
Camem-, Camem-bear6.

Yogi's black and Cindy's white:
Panda, Panda Bear.

Yogi has an enemy:
Ranger, Ranger Smith2.

Ranger likes the animals:
Ranger, Ranger Smith.

Ranger likes the animals:
Beastial, beastial.
Ranger likes the animals7:
Beastiality.
Beastiality.
Beastiality.
Ranger likes the animals:
Beastiality8.

 
 

1 This verse pretty much has to come first.
2 It's generally best to "introduce" the characters before singing verses about them.
3 This verse can be about either Boo Boo or Cindy; I think that Boo Boo is funnier.
4 This verse can be about any of the characters.
5 Elide the "i" to turn the word to something between KO-DEE-AK and KO-DAK: something like "KO-DyAK"
6 "Camembert" cheese, of course.
7 In the preceding line, elide the "i" again: something like "BEEST-yAL"; in the following line pronounce each syllable ("BEEST-TEE-AL-I-TEE") to make the meter work right.
8 Here in Colorado we often continue from this point with " ... 'cause ... Beastiality's Best, Boys" and seque into THAT song.

 

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Created   :   2010 February 24
Modified   :   [Modify dates]
Author   :   Jeff "Little Head" Hutchinson
E-mail   :   Hutchinson dot Jeff at gmail dot com
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Copyright   :   2010